My name's Banana, I'm 26, and my life is slowly going to hell in a handbasket. This is an awkward effort to cope.
I like knitting, slashfiction (primarily Sherlock, Harry Potter and Firefly), musical theater, math, puns.
I'm studying to be a teacher. I also teach a few days a week.
today at work I saw a dude with a Hebrew tattoo and I asked, “Oh are you Jewish” and he said no
and then I actually read the tattoo and it said “schmuck.”
And I ask him, “Oh…what does that mean?”
And he said, “Jewel.”
WELL HE’S NOT WRONG.
That is a gem of a goy story.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.