Blue Cocktail Dresses
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
There is no “U” in Freedom.
There’s also no N, H, or S in america
Snap. Crackle. Buuuuuurrrrrnnn.
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
before pesach, I’m always like “not eating bread for a week isn’t so bad” and then four days into pesach, I’m like ”no wonder they call it the bread of affliction.” “I understand what it means to have left Egypt.” “Everything is matzah.” “My dreams are made out of matzo.” “My walls are made out of matzoh.” “My heart is like Pharoah’s heart in that it is hardened and therefore made out of matzah.”
WANT WANT WANT WANT DO WANT
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