Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish


My name's Banana, I'm 24, and my life is slowly going to hell in a handbasket. This is an awkward effort to cope.

I like knitting, slashfiction (primarily Sherlock, Harry Potter and Firefly), musical theater, math, puns.

I'm studying to be a teacher. I also teach a few days a week.

What do you wanna know?

Put yer stuff here!

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beyoncearthistory:

Titian, “Venus of Urbino”/Beyonce, “Naughty Girl”

beyoncearthistory:

Titian, “Venus of Urbino”/Beyonce, “Naughty Girl”

Tagged: standby cue Englandthanks to art history class I can tell you more about that painting than you ever wanted to know

humansofnewyork:

“I never married.” “Why not?” “Because you didn’t come along until today.”

humansofnewyork:

“I never married.”
“Why not?”
“Because you didn’t come along until today.”

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tiny-little-dot answered your question: The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed…

#tazigogo

whatdidwewear answered your question: The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed…

tazigogo !

linhere answered your question: The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed…

tazigogo :3

So clearly my travel hashtag is now tazigogo :D

The only think I’m not sure if I like about it is that I want to pronounce it TAH-zi-GO-go, when I pronounce my handle tuh-ZEE-go.

But I’ll deal. It’s fun to write, and makes me think of Go, Diego, Go! XD

Tagged: tiny-little-dotwhatdidwewearlinheretazigogo

I keep seeing the date everywhere, like on my boarding pass and stuff, and thinking ‘hey! That’s my birthday!’

Yes of course it is you idiot. You scheduled the flight today yourself!

Tagged: personalbest birthday present to myself eversurprises me every time though'wait a minute it's my birthday'yesyes it ishas been for the last 25 yearswill be for the next god knows how many more

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

Tony Stark: if he does something, he does it all the way.
[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #1, 2012.]

I really want to know what Tony did in Antarctica.

He’s probably somehow responsible for that polar bear.

Before I clicked the link, I thought you meant the one from Lost.

He’s probably responsible for that one too. 
When normal people get drunk, they have bad ideas like climbing fences or trying to fry food. When Tony Stark gets drunk, things like the Polar Bear Environmental Adaptability Testing Programme are born.

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

Tony Stark: if he does something, he does it all the way.

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #1, 2012.]

I really want to know what Tony did in Antarctica.

He’s probably somehow responsible for that polar bear.

Before I clicked the link, I thought you meant the one from Lost.

He’s probably responsible for that one too.

When normal people get drunk, they have bad ideas like climbing fences or trying to fry food. When Tony Stark gets drunk, things like the Polar Bear Environmental Adaptability Testing Programme are born.

The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed boring. Current vote is between #tazigoooo and #tazigogo. Anyone have thoughts/votes?

Tagged: tazigogotazigooootravel time!

best-of-funny:

ohmykarma:

Are you sure, Google
Are you really sure

X

best-of-funny:

ohmykarma:

Are you sure, Google

Are you really sure

X

Tagged: standby cue Englandgood job google

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