Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish


My name's Banana, I'm 24, and my life is slowly going to hell in a handbasket. This is an awkward effort to cope.

I like knitting, slashfiction (primarily Sherlock, Harry Potter and Firefly), musical theater, math, puns.

I'm studying to be a teacher. I also teach a few days a week.

What do you wanna know?

Put yer stuff here!

retro-girl811:

Blue Cocktail Dresses

Source: retrogirl811

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

Source: omnbvc

carnivaloftherandom:

huntardd:

the-eleventh-blog:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.


There’s also no N, H, or S in america 


omg


Snap. Crackle. Buuuuuurrrrrnnn.

carnivaloftherandom:

huntardd:

the-eleventh-blog:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

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There’s also no N, H, or S in america 

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omg

Snap. Crackle. Buuuuuurrrrrnnn.

Source: youknowyourebritishwhen

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

Tagged: puns

Source: renassance

kaisergeiser:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

That escalated way too fucking quickly.

Source: sizvideos

the-real-goddamazon:

chainsandcherries:

katemonkeyville:

#i hate to see him leave but i love to watch him go

^LMFAOOOO

Source: queerbuchanan

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Source: thesorrovv

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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Source: postllimit

everyonehasanasshole:

before pesach, I’m always like “not eating bread for a week isn’t so bad” and then four days into pesach, I’m like ”no wonder they call it the bread of affliction.” “I understand what it means to have left Egypt.” “Everything is matzah.” “My dreams are made out of matzo.” “My walls are made out of matzoh.” “My heart is like Pharoah’s heart in that it is hardened and therefore made out of matzah.”

Source: everyonehasanasshole

feminismisprettycool:

gabifresh:

The gabifresh x swimsuitsforall bikini has been restocked and is now available to buy here! For more photos from this shoot, check out gabifresh.com! If you reblog, please keep this caption <3

WANT WANT WANT WANT DO WANT

Tagged: wowdoes it have rocket boosters in it?can't figure out how else it has such gravity-defying supportI am impressed

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