My roommate’s cat sneezes on me constantly. She has some weird respiratory thing that makes her go into sneezing fits periodically—which, by “periodically”, I mean multiple times each day. Usually she does it on her own, but for some reason she has a habit of sneezing on me whenever she comes to cuddle with me while I’m laying in bed—the first thing she does is she does to my face, then just sneezes. Kablam, all over my face.
What I’m saying is, allergy season = revenge season