Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

Jul 18

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

(via time-experiencer)

copperbadge:

eandh99:

copperbadge:

Knitting is srs moving business!

ATHLETIC moving company?  as opposed to what, lethargic? recreational? Does every truck come with a driver and a coach?

It’s actually a brilliant concept, Mum wants to open one in Austin. They hire off-season athletes who want to keep in condition, so all of the guys are super buff and really good at working as a team, and this is their morning workout so they go really fast. We had four guys who got the work done in literally half the time we were given in the estimate. They were amazing. 100% recommend Move-Tastic for Chicago moves. 

copperbadge:

eandh99:

copperbadge:

Knitting is srs moving business!

ATHLETIC moving company?  as opposed to what, lethargic? recreational? Does every truck come with a driver and a coach?

It’s actually a brilliant concept, Mum wants to open one in Austin. They hire off-season athletes who want to keep in condition, so all of the guys are super buff and really good at working as a team, and this is their morning workout so they go really fast. We had four guys who got the work done in literally half the time we were given in the estimate. They were amazing. 100% recommend Move-Tastic for Chicago moves. 

Captain America AU

tehnakki:

feministcaptainkirk:

AU Where Steve survives the war, but the serum begins to lose it’s potency and degrade in him system and he reverts back to normal. He is now in full health, but no longer has his post human abilities. He tries to fight in the Korean War, but feels he is a liability without his abilities, so resigns his commission.

He still wants to help and inspire people so he uses his fame to start a TV show for children. He doesn’t want to be associated with war and violence so the producers can’t call it the Captain America show.

So Steve puts on a cardigan and calls the show Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

I hate you. Why would you think of something like this??

(via knottahooker)

zaytanlucifer:

do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties

(via confused-android)

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All tumblr evidence says that punks are very kind and gentle to animals.

All tumblr evidence says that punks are very kind and gentle to animals.

Jul 15

confringo-:

lady-tyrell:

wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it

image

(Source: asmilinggoddess, via zetablarian)

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via linpatootie)

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spockoandjimjim:

he’s beauty he’s grace. he’s mr outerspace

spockoandjimjim:

he’s beauty he’s grace. he’s mr outerspace

(via seatentsina)