THOSE ARE NOT BIRDS, THOSE ARE PINECONES
(Source: Daily Mail, via knottahooker)
there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here
THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS BEING ATTACKED BY SERIAL KILLERS I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP BADLY
(Source: berqmite, via duendecillita)
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
*cough* Oh you wanted an AU where Harry is sorted into Slytherin?
It does come attached to an AU where Remus and Sirius rescue him from the Dursleys when he’s eight, so maybe that’s not your thing…
It’s also a giant fuck-off cliffhanger WiP Sam. *librarian glare over glasses*
Hey, I promised you Slytherins, not perfection!
Wait, are you telling me you got me to read a huge ass fic of HP AND IT’S NOT FINISHED?
Ok, ok. I can, I can work with that. Because it’s just not finished. And not something like… hiatus or… abandoned…. right? RIGHT?
THAT IS NOT A BIRD, THAT IS A… *COUGHS*
WELL IT’S CALLED A *COCK*-OF-THE-ROCK WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
More than halfway done with the dragonscale gauntlet!
I wanna make these so bad…
My roommate’s cat sneezes on me constantly. She has some weird respiratory thing that makes her go into sneezing fits periodically—which, by “periodically”, I mean multiple times each day. Usually she does it on her own, but for some reason she has a habit of sneezing on me whenever she comes to cuddle with me while I’m laying in bed—the first thing she does is she does to my face, then just sneezes. Kablam, all over my face.
What I’m saying is, allergy season = revenge season
Is it wrong that I’m giggling so hard?