Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

Sep 17

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theprinceandthepurl:

kjerstie:

Superman’s suit was knitted?
Obviously awesome, but how did we not know this?

Good to know.

theprinceandthepurl:

kjerstie:

Superman’s suit was knitted?

Obviously awesome, but how did we not know this?

Good to know.

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

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How to make a mule

shitmystudentswrite:

Animals can only produce offspring with the same animal, but humans can produce offspring with any female.

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hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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magpieandwhale:

Ohmygosh, how amazing is this still that I randomly stopped on as I go to watch the fight on the bridge for literally the zillionth time? Steve is all “I GOT U NAT” and Natasha is just like get off me, I am going to fuck this guy up.

magpieandwhale:

Ohmygosh, how amazing is this still that I randomly stopped on as I go to watch the fight on the bridge for literally the zillionth time? Steve is all “I GOT U NAT” and Natasha is just like get off me, I am going to fuck this guy up.

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kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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copperbadge:

superqueerpasta:

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that’s too many elbows

Elbows: the perpetual problem in orgies. 

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