Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

May 24

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beyoncearthistory:

Titian, “Venus of Urbino”/Beyonce, “Naughty Girl”

humansofnewyork:

“I never married.”
“Why not?”
“Because you didn’t come along until today.”

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May 23

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tiny-little-dot answered your question: The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed…

#tazigogo

whatdidwewear answered your question: The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed…

tazigogo !

linhere answered your question: The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed…

tazigogo :3

So clearly my travel hashtag is now tazigogo :D

The only think I’m not sure if I like about it is that I want to pronounce it TAH-zi-GO-go, when I pronounce my handle tuh-ZEE-go.

But I’ll deal. It’s fun to write, and makes me think of Go, Diego, Go! XD

I keep seeing the date everywhere, like on my boarding pass and stuff, and thinking ‘hey! That’s my birthday!’

Yes of course it is you idiot. You scheduled the flight today yourself!

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

Tony Stark: if he does something, he does it all the way.

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #1, 2012.]

I really want to know what Tony did in Antarctica.

He’s probably somehow responsible for that polar bear.

Before I clicked the link, I thought you meant the one from Lost.

He’s probably responsible for that one too.

When normal people get drunk, they have bad ideas like climbing fences or trying to fry food. When Tony Stark gets drunk, things like the Polar Bear Environmental Adaptability Testing Programme are born.

The hashtag I was using on twitter was deemed boring. Current vote is between #tazigoooo and #tazigogo. Anyone have thoughts/votes?

best-of-funny:

ohmykarma:

Are you sure, Google

Are you really sure

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