mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
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Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.
Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
#ITS GONNA BE MAY
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
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This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
GIVE ME 1000.
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I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
#seriously only our western cities are like that#pittsburgh is a nightmare#and boston is beyond imagining (via trailofdesire)
There are actually really good reasons for the fact that our mid-west and western cities are like that, and our eastern cities aren’t, and maybe some time when it’s later in the day and I don’t have a pile of shit I need to be going through I’ll write about it. /thinks boring things are FASCINATING
Well, Chicago is that way because back in the day we burned the fuck down, and the ruling class were like THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BUILD A GRID.
With, you know, just like, five or six diagonal roads that will fuck everything up.
The majority of Philly is also a grid, because (iirc) William Penn was scared of fire, and wanted to make sure fire trucks could get around.
The northeast and northwest are ALL fucked up, though.