7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
Knitting is srs moving business!
ATHLETIC moving company? as opposed to what, lethargic? recreational? Does every truck come with a driver and a coach?
It’s actually a brilliant concept, Mum wants to open one in Austin. They hire off-season athletes who want to keep in condition, so all of the guys are super buff and really good at working as a team, and this is their morning workout so they go really fast. We had four guys who got the work done in literally half the time we were given in the estimate. They were amazing. 100% recommend Move-Tastic for Chicago moves.
AU Where Steve survives the war, but the serum begins to lose it’s potency and degrade in him system and he reverts back to normal. He is now in full health, but no longer has his post human abilities. He tries to fight in the Korean War, but feels he is a liability without his abilities, so resigns his commission.
He still wants to help and inspire people so he uses his fame to start a TV show for children. He doesn’t want to be associated with war and violence so the producers can’t call it the Captain America show.
So Steve puts on a cardigan and calls the show “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood”
I hate you. Why would you think of something like this??
do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties
All tumblr evidence says that punks are very kind and gentle to animals.
wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it
(Source: asmilinggoddess, via zetablarian)
do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
he’s beauty he’s grace. he’s mr outerspace