Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

Aug 30

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Aug 29

dreamwaffles:

kadathinthecoldwaste:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

My first thought was “I would do that workout.” My second was “huh. He looks like he’s going to get kind of an uneven workout. He needs a heavier lady or a lighter dude.”

What if he alternates which arm they’re on each time he does this workout? I know it’s not a perfect solution, but consent and all.

dreamwaffles:

kadathinthecoldwaste:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

My first thought was “I would do that workout.” My second was “huh. He looks like he’s going to get kind of an uneven workout. He needs a heavier lady or a lighter dude.”

What if he alternates which arm they’re on each time he does this workout? I know it’s not a perfect solution, but consent and all.

yup-that-exists:

BUY IT HERE

yup-that-exists:

BUY IT HERE

copperbadge:

pidgeling replied to your photo:I currently have no couch, so I made one out of…
all I can think is, you are so close, and yet sofa-r.

SOFA-R

JESUS CHRIST

*awards you the furniture pun of the year award* 

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

knowledge is being able to create a human being from scratch

wisdom is not doing so when you’re 19 and emotionally traumatized

true wisdom is having to explain the above to some guy while dying on a ship in the arctic because you are a fool-ass motherfucker and did it anyway

(via time-experiencer)