Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

Sep 17

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unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

(via heythisisbecky)

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porn4jews:

Find me a find! Catch me a catch!

porn4jews:

Find me a find! Catch me a catch!

copperbadge:

nervous-breakdown-hat replied to your photo:
Is the bear hat supposed to be pedobear? Because that’s all I can think of looking at it. (If not, sorry for ruining that hat for you.)

Well, it wasn’t supposed to, but now I’ll be careful not to wear it to any parks or schools. :D 

Also someone asked if that was an iron man beanie near the end there, and yes it is. :) I AM IRON MAN. 

perdito replied to your photo:
what are the pegs attached to?

They are actually glued to the yardsticks, which are then screwed into the wall. Basically you get a yardstick, and if it’s metal, you give it a good quick rubdown with steel wool, then clean it to get rid of the dust. Then you take a wood-and-metal glue (I use WeldBond) and spread a bit of it on the clothespin, just above where the metal spring cuts into the wood. Press it to the yardstick (I glued them every 2” but it would probably be less crowded if I had glued them every 4”) and once you’ve glued them all down, leave the yardstick for the glue to cure for at least 24 hours, longer in humid climates.

Most yardsticks have a hole on one end, but I had to drill holes on the other end to get a nail through. 

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