Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

Oct 01

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

(via mauvecardigans)

ink-phoenix:


Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

#I bet Pepper saw the movie first#I bet she called up Rhodey and was like#’So I just watched Pacific Rim -‘#and Rhodey goes ‘Jesus#I know#he can never see it’#and that’s all they ever say on the subject#they keep Tony away from it for a solid few years#then he sees it#then the plot of Age of Ultron happens#I MEAN WHAT (via bonesbuckleup)

ink-phoenix:

Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

 (via bonesbuckleup)

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via knottahooker)

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intrainingdoc:

Learn your surgical terms! This is a lifesaver for students in the operating room.

intrainingdoc:

Learn your surgical terms! This is a lifesaver for students in the operating room.

(via sporket)

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

(via duendecillita)

What “Gentile Privilege” Looks Like

returnofthejudai:

I think the Romani could probably understand this, as well as other diasporic groups with which I’m not as well acquainted, since their oppressions in many ways mirror anti-semitism. Some of these points will sound generally diasporic and, if so, those points are not intended to exclude other diasporic peoples. Most of these points are targeted at majority ethnicity people in the Western World, most specifically the United States since that’s where I live.

But if I had to explain “gentile privilege,” it would look like this.

Gentile privilege is:

There’s probably a lot more. But I figured this needed to be written. 

(via esqueletotsina)

captainarlert:

captainarlert:

There are OTPs I’d go to hell for.

And OTPs I’m going to hell for

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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ggrahamb:

bestdayofmylife:

"Have you met monsters before?"
“Yeah.”
“Are you scared of them?”
“No…They’re scared of me.”

Said every short high school teacher

ggrahamb:

bestdayofmylife:

"Have you met monsters before?"
“Yeah.”
“Are you scared of them?”
“No…They’re scared of me.”

Said every short high school teacher